Date: 8/6/2010

going to doctors

my friends Wife goes to the doctors with her husband for a check up, afterwards the doc calls the wife in alone, "your husband is suffering from severe stress, if you dont do as I say he will die, each morning give him oral sex, cook him scrambled egg n bacon breakfast everyday, a good meal every night, be pleasant at all times, don't nag him and give him sex 3 times a week, in a few years he will be fully fit again," on the way home the husband asked, "what did the doc say?" Wife replies, "you're going to die."


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